Big Foot Made Me Do It!

In a bizarre twist of events that could only happen in the wild world of the Midwest, Larry Doil Sanders found himself in a hairy situation. Literally.

Sanders was recently convicted of murder in Oklahoma, but this wasn't your run-of-the-mill case. Oh no, this was a tale straight out of a Bigfoot documentary gone wrong.

Picture this: Larry and his buddy Jimmy Knighten were out for a leisurely fishing trip in July 2022 when things suddenly turned into the absurd. Convinced he was face-to-face with the legendary Bigfoot, Larry went full-on survival mode.

According to reports, Larry claimed he saw not one, not two, but three Sasquatch-like creatures lurking by the river. And just when you thought it couldn't get any wilder, Larry believed poor Jimmy was in cahoots with these hairy hominids, plotting his demise to appease the Bigfoot overlords. The sheer audacity of these claims is enough to make anyone's jaw drop.

I'm no legal expert, but I'm pretty sure "Bigfoot made me do it" isn't a valid defense strategy. Nevertheless, Larry's lawyer tried to spin it as self-defense, probably hoping the jury would be too busy scratching their heads to pass a verdict.

But alas, the courtroom drama didn't end there. Witnesses testified that Larry was convinced Jimmy was planning to sacrifice him to the hairy deity of the forest.

In a final twist of fate, poor Jimmy ended in a brawl with Larry, who thought a chokehold was the best way to fend off a Bigfoot conspiracy. Suffice it to say, things didn't end well for either of them.

Now Larry faces a lifetime behind bars, pondering the true meaning of "wildlife encounter gone wrong."